Episode 103: Plastic Surgeon Secrets (From BBLs to Ozempic) with Dr. Fernando Colon MD
103. Plastic Surgeon Secrets (From BBLs to Ozempic) with Dr. Fernando Colon MD
Join Alicja as she interviews Dr. Fernando Colon, an exceptional plastic surgeon who shares his inspiring journey from psychiatry to plastic surgery.
Dr. Colon discusses the importance of inner beauty, ethical patient care, and maintaining joy and satisfaction in life. Learn about popular procedures, Ozempic, Brazilian Butt Lift, (BBL) the issues with overdoing surgery, and Dr. Colon's heartfelt approach to transforming lives.
TOPICS
00:00 Intro
01:18 Meet Dr. Fernando Colon
02:16 Becoming a Plastic Surgeon
04:13 Faith and Medicine
06:42 Patient Selection and Ethics
12:13 Popular Surgeries
14:48 Facial Symmetry and Aging
16:56 Impact of Emotions on Appearance
18:24 Technology in Modern Medicine
21:03 Ethics in Plastic Surgery
24:24 Personal Experiences and Reflections
27:43 Final Thoughts and Contact Information
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TRANSCRIPT
Do you have any tricks for us? Maybe like a little bit of a taste of your great mind and how it works. I think beauty starts from the inside out. You have a happy heart, it shows in your face, it shows in everything. And, you know, do good, and it comes back at you.
One of my old mentors used to say, you can teach a monkey to do surgery, but you cannot teach them judgment. Anybody that does surgery, they may have situations that are difficult to deal. That's when you show your quality. If I know I can bless them, I operate on them. If I don't have in my heart the certainty that I'm going to be a blessing to the patient, let it go.
All my staff knows it. I tell them we're here in the business of blessing people, and if I can give them a little bit of a Accent, remove some of the things that they see that bother them so much. For me, that's gold. People want to look young. I think society puts a lot of pressure on us. Not aging ever.
You have to keep your youth in your heart. That's where the Lord is so important. It gives you that joy, that satisfaction. It will show in everything you do and how you live. I look better now than when I was in my twenties. That's what people tell me.
Dr. Fernando Colon, welcome to the Naked Truth, a therapy podcast. I'm so happy to be interviewing you today. Oh, I am the one that is happy. I'm very honored that you even considered to do this for me. Well, first of all, I wanted to say that Dr. Fernando Colon is an amazing plastic surgeon and he's different than any plastic surgeons you would ever meet because he's actually interested in getting to know his patients.
And this is how I met you and I immediately felt that you were fabulous because you just ask the right questions and you seem to care and you make eye contact and you don't treat a person as a number. You're actually trying to figure people out and, uh, help them. Yeah. And so I met Dr. Colón by scheduling an appointment with him to do a procedure.
And if you think I look fabulous, well, that's because of Dr. Colón. Thank you so much. You're very gracious. Dr. Colón, we're so honored to be here with you. And could you tell us just a little more about how you got to be a plastic surgeon? What was the drive behind becoming a plastic surgeon? Well, you mentioned that I like people and I was in medical school.
I went to medical school because I wanted to be a psychiatrist. And then I did my psychology and psychiatry courses. I realized that all my teachers were crazy. I said, I don't want to do that for a living. They're all nuts. So I went ahead and graduated. And when I graduated, I didn't know what to do. I doing an internship.
During my internship, I had my surgery rotation and I got to help a plastic surgeon for the first time. We were doing a breast reduction and I saw the operation. We took a breast over like that and make them nice and stuff. It was like a light bulb went on my brain and I said, that's what I want to do.
Now at that time I was what, 23 years old. The plastic surgeon took me for lunch. Fernando, if you want to be a plastic surgeon, you have to go to the States because we are not training plastic surgeons in Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico! When I finished my internship, got all my credentials. I had this car that I liked very much.
Put it in the boat, ship it to Miami. And I started driving from Miami, north, different states, past Columbus and then New York. Interviewing, trying to find a spot because I was not in what is called the matching program that matches the position for residents. And I got two offers. One here in Columbus and one in New York.
I think Brooklyn, yes. I think Columbus would be a better way too. I stay here and I did general surgery for many years to the point of when I actually was ready to graduate, I trained for so long, I was not just in my 20s anymore, I was getting to 30. And I have been studying and training now for years, you know, God had intervened in my life in a number of situations.
So here I am by the time I'm graduating. I'm already married. I just had my second kid. We're living here in Columbus. And I don't know what I'm going to be doing next two months when I graduate. I don't have a job because I haven't looked. I started looking for plastic surgery and it's very hard to find a plastic surgery position.
And, okay. I'm going to share this with you. You know, this was a lesson for me. I was renting a little house in Dublin, very close to it. There was a new church that had been meeting there at a school. That little car that I brought from Puerto Rico, I still had it. And I had another two cars. I needed to sell that one.
And one day I said, Lord, I'm going to sell this car for 3, 000. And I'm going to give you a thousand. I just said that after a lot of hassle, the car sold for a thousand dollars. But I thought I was going to sell it for 3, 000. I give a thousand. No. So I went to the, I was in the church one Sunday. I remember my bow.
I wrote a check for a thousand dollars and put it in the basket. And I was a resident. We were not making much money in those days. Within two weeks, there was a phone number, a line for the University of Kentucky, where any program in the country that will have a position for plastic surgery available, they will call there and they will report it.
And I have been calling that number. For months, there's never anything, always empty. And two weeks after this, I called and said, there's a position at Wayne State University. By then, I'd already been in the system for a long time. It's late, it's like a month and a half before I graduate. I know how the system works now.
So I went to my mentors, the chairman of my department, you know, senior surgeons with big names, like Dr. Zollinger. Dr. Zollinger, We grabbed the phone, he called the program director directly, and he talked to him, he said, if you don't hire this guy, you are crazy. You don't hire this kid, you are crazy. And years later, when I was in training, I already being accepted, the program director, he told me, before you came, I already knew I was going to hire you.
You know, all we have to do is, uh, give a generous gift to, to the church we go to and promise God our service. And then the phone calls happen. You have to know God in your heart. For a long time, I just knew of God because I grew up going to church as a kid, but I was not living like you think. I was a pretty wild boy when I was young.
You were wild? Yeah, I was pretty wild, yeah. But in 94, that's when I really, you know, when Jesus called me tight. I was already in practice. I did it, you know, it really turned my heart around, saved my family, saved everything, and gave me the green light to go into cosmetic surgery. That's what I've been doing since then.
That's really beautiful. So from a psychiatrist, I ended up in plastic surgery. I know, I was going to ask you, because you said, because the psychiatrists were nuts, you went into plastic surgery. So you're telling me, The plastic surgery world is more sane than the psychiatry world. It is, it is a skill to be able to sit down with a person and find out what's important for them.
That's what I focus on my consultation. I really want to see from their heart what's in it, what is that bothering them. And then if I can see that what bothers them is something I can help with and make it better, we keep pursuing that, searching it deeper until she had the satisfaction, had the satisfaction to know each other, that we trust each other, that I can provide what that person needs.
And I determined that after all my time talking to the patient, right here in the mirror, if a patient, I show them what I can do for them and they like it, I know they're going to be happy with surgery because the operation does better than what I showed them. So in a way, you're still a psychiatrist, but disguised as a plastic surgeon, you're still finding out what's important to that patient and you're helping them in a very practical way.
Because actually, when you think about it, if you help someone with a plastic surgery and you make them more satisfied with the way they look, in a way you're also helping the patient. their emotional well being, right? It is amazing. I see them come to see me a week after they had an operation. It's like a new person.
And we have studies in surgery that show there are some specific operations improve the self esteem of patients a lot. Noses and breasts are there. Noses? And breasts. And breasts. Augmentations. Yeah. Absolutely, I would agree. It's very rewarding. I really love to come to work. Because I like to sit with people, I like to talk to them.
If I know I can bless them, I operate on them. If I don't have in my heart the certainty that I'm going to be a blessing to a patient. Let it go. How do you recognize because there are people that probably go overboard with surgeries. There are also people that may be not stable enough to handle the post surgery and taking care of themselves.
And so are there any patients that you turn away because you decide that, you know what, there's something off here, you know, and we see it, we say you had to have a good perception of it. The final point is what I told you when I showed them in the mirror, if they pass that test, I'll do it. They go, Whoa, Oh yes, I can see the smile in their face.
They like what they're seeing. Then I know I can please them. But if I don't see that, don't perceive that, then I just. I tell them, what do you wait? Or you can see somebody else gets another opinion. My philosophy of facial rejuvenation, every plastic surgeon, they can do the same operation, but there's a philosophy of how do you conceptualize the knowledge and express it?
And through the years of experience, you develop that. That's part of how you select your patients. Patient selection is the first major step on having a good result. You gotta establish that there. One of my old mentors used to say, you can teach a monkey to do surgery, but you can teach them judgment. So there's a lot of judgment involved with the patient establishing that relationship.
For me, that's gold. When I go there and I come out of that examination room, the patients are happy. All my staff knows it. I tell them we're here in the business of blessing people. What are your youngest people that you see that you would consider operating on and versus The It's someone that maybe is way too young, but, but they still come and see services.
It's not a number at an age, but you are one. You are one of my youngest ones that I, I know most people wouldn't touch it, but when I show you, I saw you like what it was. So I knew I could give you that always a little bit better than what I can show you. And I don't do the thing of, you know, with a computer trying to, because it's so fake.
I like them to see something real, that's why I use pictures and a meter. So there's not a magic number, but I have done a few patients in the 30s and they are all super happy. What are some like the oldest age patients that you've seen that maybe like 90 years old that looks like a hot 50 now? Like it was 92.
Wow. I was a man. Okay. Yeah, I had done a lift on him maybe 15, 20 years before. He loved his neck. And now he's in the 90s. He wants his neck back. And he was, he loved it. The second one, it was fine. So, if the patient is healthy and they can enjoy the fruit of the operation, Then I'll do it. It's worth to do it.
So then age doesn't matter either. Like you could do it if you're healthy, you could still do it in your 90s then it sounds like. Age is relative. The medical condition, how physically conditioned that patient is. Not everybody in the 90s are in good shape to have an operation, but there are some people in the 90s that they are just jogging and doing everything and they're, they're living their life.
Who am I to forbid them not to have something that I can, I can bless them with. But the bulk of the patients, they're usually in the late 40s to 60s range. Between the 50 and 70, that's like the main area where you're seeing big, big improvements. Yeah. People want to look young. I think society puts a lot of pressure on us, especially women now, but, but I guess men too, uh, to look good, right?
We, we're all about looking good in the society and not aging ever. Well, that's happened. It happens. Regardless. I don't like it. That will happen. Yeah. But, you know, that's why you have to keep your youth in your heart. Yeah. That's why the Lord is so important. It gives you that joy, that satisfaction. It will show in everything you do and how you live.
I love taking the time off. Thanks to my wife. She forced me back then to take a month off in the summer like the Europeans do and just close everything, just go. Uh, vacation for a month with the family. Uh, that refreshes me so much. Come back, I'm just ready to go. So what is like the hottest surgery that you do most commonly and people request?
The operation that I like the most has always been the facelift. When I did my training, I had the opportunity to be sent to one of the premier centers in the country, in New York, the Manhattan Eye and Ear Center, where big names like Dr. McCarthy, uh, Tom Reese, Cheryl Aston, Dan Baker, these were masters of this art.
When you see what's good, That's your point of reference. And through the years, I was able to work with the techniques that I already have learned and the basic principle of this new vertical correction. It looks more natural in my eyes. That's why I have patients bring me pictures of themselves when they are younger.
I like to use that as a point of reference. So that I can get the best I can. It sounds like you're just very ethical plastic surgeon. What do you think about the plastic surgeons that do surgeries on people that seem just completely absurd, like not to name any names, but there's so many people in the media.
I don't know if you've ever heard about the human Barbie doll, you know, people that get so many surgeries that some of them I think would maybe even jeopardize their health. For example, there's a recent case of someone getting. breast implants that were so huge that their nerves got damaged. I have a few of these little lines in my mind that I live by.
One of them is the golden rule. Yeah. So I treat everyone like I would treat myself or my wife or somebody in my family. Solomon, that was supposed to be like the wisest man ever, he wrote, I think, a good name. is better than silver and gold. After I got older, you know, you get more mature. That became more important for me.
Anybody that does surgery, they may have situations that are difficult to deal. That's where you show your quality because you just stick with the patient until they are satisfied. I don't let them go until they are satisfied or I find a way for them to be taken care of. What about the butt things? You know, the people that put their butts up and stuff, like what is that called?
Brazilian or what is it? Yeah. BBL? BBL. I'm not big on the BBLs. Why not? Tell us why. First, it's an operation that has been fraught with many problems. Ah. It depends on the fat transfer and fat uptake is very variable, so resorption after the procedure is done is not rare, it's common as a matter of fact, and a patient only has so much fat to give, often they try to get all that fat in the first session and there's no more fat to come and touch them up again.
The company that I work with, there's a surgeon that is good at that. I guide them that way, yeah. So it's not your favorite thing? No, my favorite are the faces. I see too much. I see everything. Uh huh. Yeah, I see that train. I see everything, you know. It sounds like you have one of those minds that, like, this wonderful mind that you can look at a face and know exactly what needs tweaked for that face to be at its best.
Remember, how I asked for the pictures where they were in their teens and 20s and 30s. I want to see how that face matures and evolves through the years. Because we all get older by losing the volume in our bodies, especially in the face. And faces are not completely symmetrical. They are slight asymmetries.
They become more evident. The face when it's younger is more triangular. As we get older and lose the volume, it starts becoming oval. And the whole purpose of the operation is to try to bring some of that triangularity back. And you use the patient's old picture as a point of reference, I do, to see what I want to make a little bit more versus this side, to try to improve on that level of, uh, symmetry.
You're making me nervous. Now I think I'm going to look like a big potato as I age, like I, I can tell you You're going to be looking fantastic 20 years from now. I stick around with you. You're never, you're never retiring, right? As long as I have grandkids around here, my wife doesn't let me. So if I'm going to be here, I might as well do what I like.
I just love it. So other people look at butts and they know like how to shape that butt the way it needs to be. You look at faces and that's your specialty. That's what you like. Yeah, but because your experience tell you what you can accomplish and what you can't. One of the things I have observed with young surgeons sometimes they try to get too much out of what the soft tissue is willing to give.
You have to make those assessment at the time. There's a point where you can improve on it. There's a point that you try to push it beyond that. What you're getting is not going to stay. You got to do it right. It will last. It will last many years. I see patients 20 years plus after I see they still have benefits from the previous operation.
So are you writing yourself out of work like if your surgery is so great and people can last like 30 years You basically don't have that patient return to you. I don't think those kind of things. No, don't worry about it I'm here to help whoever I can. Do you have any tricks for us ladies in their 40s that you know hate the change, you know the menopause and the You know, like, do you have any tricks for us?
Maybe like a little bit of a taste of your great mind and how it works. Be happy. You have a happy heart. It shows in your face. It shows in everything and you know, do good. And it goes back at you. I think what's in the face. reflects a lot of what's going on in the heart. I see it here. I see patients that they had lost a son or a daughter.
Grief is hard. Recently they have been grieving for years and they tell me two years ago I was not like this. And you know, and they're right. They bring me a picture and I see them. It is hard. So you have to find satisfaction in your spirit, personal, in your heart. Yes. You get stronger on that. And if I can give them a little bit of a Accent, remove some of the things that they see that bother them so much.
And those are some of the happiest patients after. I thought that you're going to give us advice on like, I don't know, special facial lotions or something, but you're giving us psychiatry advice. You're literally a psychiatrist in disguise. Yeah, well, I think beauty starts from the inside out. Yeah, the inside out, it starts showing itself.
That's beautiful. I chose a profession where I don't have to be rushing in time to see a patient. I can give them all the time they need and that I need to establish that relationship and to be satisfied that I can be a blessing to them. Both ways. Technology really has compromised that part of medicine, that time to interact with patients.
The system has evolved. I'm so glad I'm not part of that. You're not taking insurance. He's a lucky man. I mean, right there, happiness. I stopped that in 95, and if the situation wouldn't have happened, there wouldn't be something specific. That would be insurance cover, but I know that would help people. I would consider doing it.
Like I said, my biggest satisfaction is to see a patient satisfied that the problem is solved. I miss parts of plastic surgery that I used to do a lot when I was younger, and I don't do them anymore. They were fun. I have patients sometimes that they have a little mole or something like that, and I go, if I send them elsewhere, they may come out with a big scar like that, etc.
Because I don't do, if these are cosmetic things, or if they wouldn't be covered by insurance. And I can do them for them, that is a benign condition, I just do them for free. Like for people like me, you remove the mole right here, I, no even, not even a scar, he's a miracle worker. What about Ozempec? So many people right now are on Ozempic uh, I hear about it all over the place, it's a diabetes medication, I understand, and um, and it's used in the, beautifying industry now What do you think about that? I tend to think that it's been overused I researched this subject personally. I wanted to lose about 10. pounds Uh, the medication works by kind of slowing down the stomach. Unfortunately, you lose the weight at the expense of your body mass, right? And the fat I see a body mass is very important.
So you have to, if most patients they don't understand that and they don't stay working through the process, then you see they lost 30 pounds, but they don't look good. They look wasted. They look like they have lost all the volume. So it's not my favorite. I chose after a lot of research to do intermittent fasting.
I find it easy to do and it keeps me and give me that extra energy and everything. Plus it had shown there's some secondary benefit in terms of brain function. When the brain gets used to functioning ketones, right, and sugar for periods of time, some study has shown some protective benefits in terms of cognition long term.
I think the intermittent fasting for me is a way of life, but when I go into Italy next month, I'm gonna, I'm gonna have to. struggle through lunch hour. I think if I was in Italy, I'd just be eating everything. I mean, their breads, their food. Oh, no, I worked too hard to stay in shape. I gotta go there and lose it all in two days.
And it's easy to do. It's easy. I'm jealous now that you're going to Italy, such a beautiful place. Um, so one more last question before we get to our Naked Truth segment, but, um, can people get addicted to surgery? You know, have you seen people that come back after the surgery, maybe five months, six months, a year later, and they keep wanting to do more?
I tried to screen those patients before. What shouldn't they not say? Okay. Well, now it's well established a condition dysmorphic syndrome. All right, so we have to recognize it and you want to have your patients happy, you better recognize them before you get started. So they look in the mirror. And they do not see what other people see, they see something else, right?
So their brain perceives things differently than the world. And they keep trying to fix it by surgery and all that stuff. Okay. Yes. So you have to be able to recognize, so again, you're a psychiatrist. I have to guide the patient. I just try to encourage them and tell them, I don't think you're going to get what you want to accomplish and make you happy.
Don't spend the money. Yes, sir. Wow. Again, what a brilliant statement. Don't spend the money. You look good anyway. Most doctors and people in the business would say, okay, give me your money. You know, give me all you have. Now we are seeing the problem a lot with fillers, facial fillers. What about the fillers?
Tell me. Well, like I told you, volume, loss of volume is one of the main, because we have all these Super fantastic products made of hyaluronic acid, most of them. You can restore some of that volume non surgically. You put in volume. Unfortunately, a lot of people that do this procedure are not able to do the operation that is required.
I always tell the patient, you need to build a foundation before you can put the decorations on the wall. See, so we have to build a foundation, you have to bring them back in a clock as much as they can in a way that it's going to stay. And then if you need a little bit of extra volume here and there and there, or a little bit botox here and there, you can do it, it makes everything look better.
But when a person doesn't have the ability to provide an operation that will correct the problem that would be indicated in the situation, it will tend to just go ahead and keep replacing with filler. And we're starting, we're in plastic surgery that do this. I talked to one of the doctors of California recently, starting to notice a problem with overfilling, chronic overfilling.
Because the patients lose the perception of how they actually look at the beginning, and they always look, how they look after the last treatment. And often, all the filler that they received before is not completely gone by the time they're coming back for more. And it becomes a catch 22, it's a chronic overfilling each time.
Is there a negative consequence to that? Like, uh, Yeah, they just don't look right. They don't look right. Changes the faces. So the lips, you know, they're trying to Putting so much emphasis, the young generation on the lips, that sometimes the lips just don't look natural. So you can overdo it. Absolutely.
Okay. Yeah. It's the responsibility I find of the plastic surgeon and the doctor to guide the patient appropriately. Things happen. You have to have that trust to know you're going to take care of them when the problem happens. You're a very experienced doctor, so that's really, really good for people to know, I think, because like you said, the younger doctors may not have the experience and may sort of be overconfident in some of the things that they've learned, but they don't have that experience yet.
Well, it's been going with years doing something, so they catch it, they get all their experience. Have you ever done any cosmetic surgeries on yourself, maybe not by yourself, but have you ever experienced, experimented with it? Yeah, back in 1995. I had done a patient, and I did a neck liposuction with a chin implant and his eyelids, he was in the 30s, and when I finished, he looked like in the 20s, and I said, oh, I want that done on me.
I have a friend, we graduated together at Wayne State, and I called him, I said, Carlos, put me in the book, I'm coming Friday, I want this done. I went, so I got my eyes done. I have my neck liposuction, I have a chin implant, I had a moustache, I shaved my moustache, I look better now than when I was in my 20s.
That's what people tell me, you look better now, you should see my pictures when I was younger. That is so awesome. I don't know. That is awesome. Have you ever operated on like an enemy of yours and you're like, I'm going to give you a terrible facial experience here, like, yeah, go ahead, sign up, I'm going to put you under and then you wake up with like, I don't know, a nipple on the forehead or something.
I No, never, never. Surgery is a serious business, you know, dealing with people, but I, that would never had crossed my mind. I thought like that. You're such a good person. We're here to help. So we're getting close to that naked truth segment and I'm going to share mine first. As we're sitting here looking at the camera, there's a painting in the back and I noticed it when I came in and I started reading it and it seemed like writings from the Bible I was trying to figure out, because there was Genesis in there, I think one word in there, and I had a dream a few days ago, and I woke up repeating Genesis a few times, and I didn't know if it was a sign for me or for my friend, you know, because sometimes I get confused, um, I get dreams and messages for other people sometimes.
Since you bring Genesis, let me ask you a question from the Bible. What was the one thing that God created in Genesis chapter 2? He said that God out of the earth created everything. After the initial part of the creation in chapter 2, he gets more into detail. So the question came to me when I was reading this one day.
What is the one thing that God did not create from the earth? You keep reading down, the next verse tells you. Eve. Yeah. A friend of mine had lost his wife in a terrible accident. And I was reading the Bible, I got that message, it just said, We are very linked to each other when we commit into this. And the family, it's all about commitment.
Love is commitment. You gotta be there for the good times and the tough times because in life you will have tribulations. But, God gives strength to the weak and might to the ones that lack power. The youth will run and grow tired and weary, but those that trust in the Lord will mount up. They will run and not get tired.
They will walk and not faint. When you are talented in anything, whatever you choose to do in life, you're gonna do it well, you'll develop an expertise on it. That's a talented personality. You're just the best, you're just No, I'm not the best. Like I tell my patients, when they give me coffee, I say, listen I take the compliment, but the glory belongs to Jesus.
You're right. And that's how I talk, and that's what I have in my heart. I appreciate that. I appreciate that Jesus was with you while you were completing the lift, you know, I really do. I pray every night, and I actually pray for my patients that I'm going to pray next day specifically that, you know, I can be a blessing to them, and that they walk out of the situation with a.
Arizona they rejoice only that they enjoy. So how can people find you? So I have my own website for my business that is Genesis Cosmetic Surgery and the website is drdr. fernandocolon. com and I get you to my website and today you can contact us we have our direct number you in the email and we will follow through it.
I also get it, most of my patients from referrals from other patients, even some doctors that have known me for a long time. Sometimes nurses that have worked for me in the years past, through the years, they show up 20 years later, they become patients or they've been sending patients to me. They knew me when I was just a young puppy in my training sometimes.
And they look at you and you still look young, so they're like, this guy knows what he's doing. Thank you so much for your time and for sharing all this wonderful information with us. And I hope people find you because you're, you're just, you're just amazing. I mean, you do amazing work. I'm just thankful that you look at me and you came with ideas.
I said, how can I interview you? I don't remember ever having done something like this. It's a new world out there. Yes. So thank you to you and to Sophie. Yes. I hope this has been a informative and helpful to people. If people have questions, we hope that folks are going to ask us and then we'll have you back to answer more questions because you, you're a wealth of information.
So don't leave us a comment and let us know if you have any questions for Dr. Cologne and we'll have him back very happily. We'll have him back. I'll be glad to. Yes. Yes. And then at the end we can do evil laugh if you want. I'm just joking, we don't have to. This is just a bad joke I keep doing. Dr. Colon's like, I didn't know this was going to go crazy this fast.
Alicia, you are amazing. When I find out that you polish roots, I said, I like that girl. I've been in Poland, the people are lovely. They are. They're super fantastic. The food is good. I have an Italian bias, but still food was good in Poland. The people were very, very nice. And I was to Puerto Rico, and people are very nice over in Puerto Rico too.
Too nice sometimes. They're very nice, but they do not stop at the stop signs and there are missing stop signs, so if you don't want to get into a crash, like, watch it. I learned to drive in Puerto Rico, so I had driven all over the world. I don't think I could drive in Puerto Rico again if I were to go back.
So there you have it. Dr. Fernando Colon can do your next facelift. Just call him. Let's sign you up. And, uh, he can even tell you about Puerto Rico and Italy and food, everything, whatever you want to know. We're so happy you watched us and leave us a comment.
